Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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