My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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