honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just high enough for therapy.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
