when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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