we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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