Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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