It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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