so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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