: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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