Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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