Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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