I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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