I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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