I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
