OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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