no, he came in my armpit
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Of course I have a pirate flag
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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