So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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