yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
