what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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