Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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