You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
