i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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