So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
oh god the rape fog is back!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
