Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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