FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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