Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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