I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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