i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i out mim tonsoeep
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