I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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