***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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