Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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