I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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