I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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