Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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