K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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