They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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