Its about making memories worth repressing
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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