Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've blown a few things in my day
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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