We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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