and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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