You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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