I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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