my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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