New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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