with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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