I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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