Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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