i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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