you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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