So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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