What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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