Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
