I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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