I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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