So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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